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esh-pfi-infrastructure/stacks/uptimekuma
vh 65dc586497 feat(esh-ml1): wire telemetry and monitoring; fix Dozzle's stale agent list
- Beszel: NVIDIA agent (stacks/beszel hosts/esh-ml1.yaml), hub system
  registered with Status/Disk/CPU/Memory/Temperature alerts; GPU samples
  verified (RTX 2000E Ada util, VRAM, power, temp).
- Uptime Kuma: health monitors for the TEI embed (:8001) and rerank (:8013)
  services — the sole backends behind the gateway, so the one exception to
  "seats are out of Kuma's lane". Reward seat excluded (no consumer).
- Homepage: dockerd on tcp/2375 bound to 10.0.50.80 (playbook step);
  esh-ml1-docker added to docker.yaml.
- Dozzle: agent v10.4.1 on esh-ml1. The hub's DOZZLE_REMOTE_AGENT still
  named ana-ml2's 10.250.50.54 and irv-ml1's retired 10.100.79.3; repointed
  to 10.251.50.54 / 10.6.110.50 (fv-ml1 and irv-ml1 logs were missing).
- Documented nh3-dev's Beszel agent failing on NH3 cold start (bind of an
  automounted NAS share); revived by hand, fix still open.
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uptimekuma — the fleet's SERVICE-layer monitor (ana-docker)

louislam/uptime-kuma:2.5.5 on ana-docker (10.250.50.70:3001), beside the Beszel and Dozzle hubs.

Why it exists — the lane split

Measured 2026-09-21, after the fleet dashboard sat dead for three days while every monitoring tool reported correctly:

tool what it asks scope
Beszel is the box alive, and is it out of CPU / memory / disk / heat 18 hosts × {Status, CPU, Memory, Disk, Temperature}
Uptime Kuma (this) is the service actually serving the fleet's user-facing endpoints
Homepage — DISPLAY ONLY. Polls 38 URLs, alerts nobody.

Beszel and Kuma are not redundant — they are disjoint, and the seam between them is where things die quietly. Beszel's alerts bind to a system with a threshold (alerts table: system, name, value, min); there is no URL column, so it is structurally incapable of "this endpoint should return 200". That is not a configuration gap, it is the data model.

On 2026-09-18 homepage wedged in an unkillable D-state. Beszel reported esh-vm-docker: up — correctly; the host was up. Kuma was not watching it. The dead dashboard fell between two working instruments and stayed dark for three days until the operator hit a 404.

Rebuilt from scratch, 2026-09-21

Operator-authorised: "uptime-kuma was never really used… you can even dump the existing container and config and start over from scratch." The prior instance had four monitors — three firewall pings and one HTTPS check — and nothing was migrated. This also skipped the one-way v1→v2 database migration entirely.

Two things changed with the rebuild:

Pinned to 2.5.5, and :latest is now a documented trap. Upstream keeps latest on the 1.x line: an August 2026 pull produced an image built 2024-12-20 running 1.23.16. Verified by digest — latest and 1 resolve to the same image, while 2/next carry 2.5.5. 2.x has been stable since 2.2.0 (2026-03-05), twelve releases, zero prereleases. Pinned exactly rather than floating on 2, for the same reason latest burned us.

Moved esh-docker-vm → ana-docker. House placement rule (CLAUDE.md): cross- site services live on ana-docker and pull from agents on the other hosts — a fleet-wide service monitor is exactly that. And esh-docker-vm has wedged unkillably twice in four months (2026-06-03, 2026-09-18), so it is the worst box in the fleet to host the thing that would tell us. A monitor also cannot report the failure of the host it runs on; Beszel covers that layer, and the two should not share a failure domain.

Normalised at the same time: restart: always → unless-stopped, which the 2026-08-18 README flagged as "worth normalising on the next deliberate touch". always revives a container that was stopped on purpose.

Scripting it

There is no REST CRUD API — in either major version. Checked against the 2.5.5 source tree, not the docs: server/routers/ contains exactly two files, api-router.js (Prometheus /metrics, badges, entry page) and status-page-router.js. API keys unlock /metrics and badges only.

Automation goes over Socket.IO, the same channel the web UI uses; server/socket-handlers/general-socket-handler.js carries add, editMonitor, deleteMonitor, getMonitorList.

⚠️ Do not reach for uptime-kuma-api (the Python wrapper). It is abandoned — last release 2023-09-26 — and its stated ceiling is "support for uptime kuma 1.23.0 and 1.23.1". It does not support 2.x and never will. Use a thin first-party Socket.IO client instead.

The Homepage widget is deliberately absent

The compose carries no homepage.widget.* labels. The widget needs a published status-page slug, and a from-scratch install has none — it would poll a 404 forever. That matters more here than elsewhere: homepage widgets pointed at dead targets are the suspected mechanism behind both of that dashboard's unkillable wedges (see incident_esh_docker_nfs_boot_race, 2026-06-03 entry).

Re-add homepage.widget.type / .url / .slug only once the status page actually exists. Label changes need docker compose up -d, not restart.

Data

Named volume uptimekuma_uptime-kuma → /app/data holds every monitor definition and all history. Recreating the container is safe; deleting that volume is not.